Request: Secrets and metaplot

Wakshani
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Re: Request: Secrets and metaplot

Postby Wakshani » Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:59 am

Zackzenobi wrote:I think Sydney Australia would make a great second home for Möbius. With all the invasion that have happened, Brazil and Australia are poised to be the next Superpowers. Australians start causing problems, Möbius develops an interest in Opera.


"Why have we not found the Lost Pyramid of Kantu-Hotep?!"
"I... I'm sorry, my Pharoh, but we lack for camels."
"Camels?!"
"Yes, my Pharoh! We have instructed them to breed faster, but-"
"SILENCE!"
*room grows still*
"The Mecho-Camels of the 8th Kingdom... they did not fare so well, did they?"
"No, my Pharoh. The sand-"
"Yes yes, the sand was bad for the internal workings. Wrapping them in camelskin worked, but, of course, that was a net non-advancement since it required a camel to be slain. WU HAN!"
*quickly shuffles forward* "Always on hand, my Pharoh!"
"Wu Han, is there anywhere else in this world to gather camels?"
"Australia, my Pharoh."
"Australia? Yes.... yes, the sand there would be ideal ..."
"Orders, my Pharoh?"
"READY THE AIRSHIPS! We shall make for this Australia and we shall make them bend the knee and pay me tribute in camels. Then, the Lost Pyramid shall be mine! MWU-HAHAHAHAhahahaa!"

Nyarlathotep
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Re: Request: Secrets and metaplot

Postby Nyarlathotep » Thu Jul 20, 2017 1:38 pm

Wakshani wrote:It's Texas. We all know it's Texas. :)


Even if you are a High Lord you don't mess with Texas?

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Kamelion
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Re: Request: Secrets and metaplot

Postby Kamelion » Thu Jul 20, 2017 2:00 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Wakshani wrote:It's Texas. We all know it's Texas. :)


Even if you are a High Lord you don't mess with Texas?

My players are so upset with the Delphi Council in my oTorg game that they were speculating on whether a High Lord had secretly taken over and was secretly running the show from Houston.

I have to say, I love the idea... :D
The name that can be named is not the true name.

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Rabbitball
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Re: Request: Secrets and metaplot

Postby Rabbitball » Thu Jul 20, 2017 2:02 pm

Wakshani wrote:(Because no one expects you to mess with the Spanish inquisition!)


No one expects the Spammish Repetition!

spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam... :lol:
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Creator of the Cosmversal Grimoire
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Nyarlathotep
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Re: Request: Secrets and metaplot

Postby Nyarlathotep » Thu Jul 20, 2017 2:02 pm

Kamelion wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:
Wakshani wrote:It's Texas. We all know it's Texas. :)


Even if you are a High Lord you don't mess with Texas?

My players are so upset with the Delphi Council in my oTorg game that they were speculating on whether a High Lord had secretly taken over and was secretly running the show from Houston.

I have to say, I love the idea... :D


Me too. No matter the game, I love it when player paranoia gives ME ideas that I hadn't originally planned on

Staffan
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Re: Request: Secrets and metaplot

Postby Staffan » Thu Jul 20, 2017 2:41 pm

Wakshani wrote:So, in the Cyberpapacy, that'd be Spain, right?

(Because no one expects you to mess with the Spanish inquisition!)

Well, actually...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o85NK1EEnMY

Ayaron
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Re: Request: Secrets and metaplot

Postby Ayaron » Fri Jul 21, 2017 5:48 am

TorgHacker wrote:The plan is to set aside an area in each realm where we're not going to mess with it. Or at least we don't plan to.

The Northern Living Land is that area for that reality, and its highlighted in the Cosm book.


So that's why you kept pushing the Destiny Map conversion thread to use Canada?

Kanaris
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Re: Request: Secrets and metaplot

Postby Kanaris » Fri Jul 21, 2017 9:38 am

Ayaron wrote:
TorgHacker wrote:The plan is to set aside an area in each realm where we're not going to mess with it. Or at least we don't plan to.

The Northern Living Land is that area for that reality, and its highlighted in the Cosm book.


So that's why you kept pushing the Destiny Map conversion thread to use Canada?


I think one J. Malraux might have something to say about that :twisted:


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