Zackzenobi wrote:I think Sydney Australia would make a great second home for Möbius. With all the invasion that have happened, Brazil and Australia are poised to be the next Superpowers. Australians start causing problems, Möbius develops an interest in Opera.
"Why have we not found the Lost Pyramid of Kantu-Hotep?!"
"I... I'm sorry, my Pharoh, but we lack for camels."
"Yes, my Pharoh! We have instructed them to breed faster, but-"
*room grows still*
"The Mecho-Camels of the 8th Kingdom... they did not fare so well, did they?"
"No, my Pharoh. The sand-"
"Yes yes, the sand was bad for the internal workings. Wrapping them in camelskin worked, but, of course, that was a net non-advancement since it required a camel to be slain. WU HAN!"
*quickly shuffles forward* "Always on hand, my Pharoh!"
"Wu Han, is there anywhere else in this world to gather camels?"
"Australia, my Pharoh."
"Australia? Yes.... yes, the sand there would be ideal ..."
"Orders, my Pharoh?"
"READY THE AIRSHIPS! We shall make for this Australia and we shall make them bend the knee and pay me tribute in camels. Then, the Lost Pyramid shall be mine! MWU-HAHAHAHAhahahaa!"