Aysle Kickstarter!

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Re: Aysle Kickstarter!

Postby Wotan » Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:15 am

Kuildeous wrote:
Greymarch2000 wrote:I just want to see some followers of the god of the sea work together to create an enchanted artifact that allows ships to catch 10x the fish they normally could. God Nets if you will.


They did try out some God Net prototypes, but there was a smudge on the purchase order, so they only caught cod.

Sounds like they could do with a herring aid.
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Re: Aysle Kickstarter!

Postby Count Thalim » Tue Jul 30, 2019 10:43 am

Wotan wrote:
Kuildeous wrote:
Greymarch2000 wrote:I just want to see some followers of the god of the sea work together to create an enchanted artifact that allows ships to catch 10x the fish they normally could. God Nets if you will.


They did try out some God Net prototypes, but there was a smudge on the purchase order, so they only caught cod.

Sounds like they could do with a herring aid.


Nah, they were just fishing in the wrong Plaice.
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Re: Aysle Kickstarter!

Postby TorgHacker » Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:09 pm

Heretics, all of you!
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Re: Aysle Kickstarter!

Postby Savioronedge » Thu Aug 01, 2019 2:22 am

TorgHacker wrote:Heretics, all of you!

I think you meant "bass tards," or "herring ticks".

I just figured they were full of abalone.

I suppose you can't en dorsal these puns, or someone might go off the deep end. Besides, I hear Uthorion is shellfish about inflicting pain, and Malreaux is a dangerous anemone. Whatever angler you put on it, the potential for floundering is there.

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Re: Aysle Kickstarter!

Postby Wotan » Thu Aug 01, 2019 8:18 am

Savioronedge wrote:
TorgHacker wrote:Heretics, all of you!

I think you meant "bass tards," or "herring ticks".

I just figured they were full of abalone.

I suppose you can't en dorsal these puns, or someone might go off the deep end. Besides, I hear Uthorion is shellfish about inflicting pain, and Malreaux is a dangerous anemone. Whatever angler you put on it, the potential for floundering is there.

Fin.

I don't wish to seem crabby, but your troutrageous puns have left me feeling quite eel!
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Re: Aysle Kickstarter!

Postby Count Thalim » Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:09 am

Wotan wrote:
Savioronedge wrote:
TorgHacker wrote:Heretics, all of you!

I think you meant "bass tards," or "herring ticks".

I just figured they were full of abalone.

I suppose you can't en dorsal these puns, or someone might go off the deep end. Besides, I hear Uthorion is shellfish about inflicting pain, and Malreaux is a dangerous anemone. Whatever angler you put on it, the potential for floundering is there.

Fin.

I don't wish to seem crabby, but your troutrageous puns have left me feeling quite eel!


I've had a sinking feeling over this thread for a while now, but it was obvious someone would take the bait.
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Re: Aysle Kickstarter!

Postby Rabbitball » Fri Aug 02, 2019 10:34 pm

TorgHacker wrote:
Greymarch2000 wrote:I just want to see some followers of the god of the sea work together to create an enchanted artifact that allows ships to catch 10x the fish they normally could. God Nets if you will.


<slow clap> :lol:


Mass Fish Grab was removed from the Aysle Sourcebook for...reasons. :lol:
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Re: Aysle Kickstarter!

Postby Count Thalim » Sat Aug 03, 2019 4:01 am

Rabbitball wrote:
TorgHacker wrote:
Greymarch2000 wrote:I just want to see some followers of the god of the sea work together to create an enchanted artifact that allows ships to catch 10x the fish they normally could. God Nets if you will.


<slow clap> :lol:


Mass Fish Grab was removed from the Aysle Sourcebook for...reasons. :lol:


Do we still have "Summon Bigger Fish"? :lol:
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Re: Aysle Kickstarter!

Postby QuarrelBlue » Sat Aug 03, 2019 6:00 pm

Count Thalim wrote:Do we still have "Summon Bigger Fish"? :lol:

We cannot summon Cyber-Leviathan, because in TorgE a sentient being like an aquatic dragon cannot change species on transformation.
...Oh wait. May there be a natural Leviathan with different origin? Are aquatic dragons sentient, or do they exist at all, in TorgE?

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Re: Aysle Kickstarter!

Postby Wotan » Sat Aug 03, 2019 8:30 pm

QuarrelBlue wrote:Are aquatic dragons sentient, or do they exist at all, in TorgE?

Are you gonna try to tell a dragon it can't be aquatic? :shock:
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