Probably something tentacular. It's Orrorsh, after all.
Meanwhile, I'm a tad curious about modern clothing in Aysle. We see Pella herself wearing tennis shoes, for instance - how well do they hold up under Aysle axioms? Wouldn't they just morph into leather bootlets or the like? I have this weird mental image of Elves in Ireland flocking to shopping malls and being, like, "OMG, Starsong, you have GOT to check this out! Silk? Nylon? I have no idea what this stuff is BUT I HAVE TO HAVE IT!"
And the salesmen all, like, "Gentlemen, that's not really-"
*shoves gold coins at him* "We'll take the set!"
"... not really a problem at all. In fact, if you'll follow me, I think you might find some more interesting things over here."
Because Elves and fashion are TIGHT and new materials is going to be just overwhelming and awesome.
(And we need more mixed zones. Hrm.)