Quinn Sebastian's List of Things Storm Knights Are No Longer Allowed to Do

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Quinn Sebastian's List of Things Storm Knights Are No Longer Allowed to Do

Postby jhosmer1 » Sat Sep 23, 2017 1:36 pm

(Inspired by Directive #2 in the Delphi Council Missions book)

3. You may not climb out on the wing of a plane in a dogfight and yell "Fly me closer so I can hit them with my sword!"
4. You may not offer Baba Yaga a joint.
5. Edeinos are not to cosplay as Gojira.
5a. Especially not if you end up on YouTube.
6. You are not allowed to romance Lotus, the Daughter of the Insidious Wu Han, even if she is as beutiful as her father is evil... she's a nutjob.

(Yes, all these things all happened in my TORG games, old and new)

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Re: Quinn Sebastian's List of Things Storm Knights Are No Longer Allowed to Do

Postby Kamelion » Sat Sep 23, 2017 3:05 pm

(Love these! From my games...)

7. You may not replace your elven dragonrider's mount with a lakten.

8. And name it Oscar.

9. And transport it in a submarine's ballast tanks.

10. Yeti do not count as a Connection.

11. You may not "forget" to mention the giant octopus.
The name that can be named is not the true name.

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Re: Quinn Sebastian's List of Things Storm Knights Are No Longer Allowed to Do

Postby Savioronedge » Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:49 pm

Our Humvees do not assemble into a giant battle robot.

Or was that a different list?

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Re: Quinn Sebastian's List of Things Storm Knights Are No Longer Allowed to Do

Postby PrinceEarwig » Mon Sep 25, 2017 3:13 pm

12. You cannot weaponize the Jump spell by using on unwilling targets who cannot fly. It's just not fair!

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Re: Quinn Sebastian's List of Things Storm Knights Are No Longer Allowed to Do

Postby Gargoyle » Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:04 pm

13. Pella Ardinay has asked me to tell you to stop pranking the locals by shoving Excalibur into a rock and then waiting around.
"That old chestnut?"

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Re: Quinn Sebastian's List of Things Storm Knights Are No Longer Allowed to Do

Postby ZorValachan » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:31 pm

14. The Warden's white wolf is not, "Good Boy"
15. The edeinos' sabretooth cat is not, "Pretty Kitty"
- Leamon Crafton Jr.
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Re: Quinn Sebastian's List of Things Storm Knights Are No Longer Allowed to Do

Postby Savioronedge » Tue Sep 26, 2017 9:27 am

16 The Cybewitch is not "Black Magic Woman".
17 "Abracadabra" is not appropriate theme music before entering Orrorsh.

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Re: Quinn Sebastian's List of Things Storm Knights Are No Longer Allowed to Do

Postby Stormchild » Tue Oct 03, 2017 7:31 pm

18. When asked by a Darkness Device if you will be its High Lord the answer is No. The answer should never be Blood, Souls and a Darkness Device for my Lord Arioch
I don't make things complicated. That's the way they get, all by themselves.

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Re: Quinn Sebastian's List of Things Storm Knights Are No Longer Allowed to Do

Postby Rabbitball » Fri Oct 06, 2017 10:35 pm

19. If anyone asks you if you are a god, you say yes.
Dominick Riesland, aka Rabbitball
Co-author, Aysle Sourcebook for Torg Eternity
Creator of the Cosmversal Grimoire
"Those who will not follow are doomed to lead"—Anarchist, Magic: the Gathering

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Re: Quinn Sebastian's List of Things Storm Knights Are No Longer Allowed to Do

Postby jhosmer1 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:42 am

20. If your guide to the tunnels beneath Aysle tells you "Here be a dragon," don't run TOWARD it.


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